Carpe F*cking Diem Journal

Carpe F*cking Diem Journal

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What’s the best way to help you get real, blow off some steam, and focus on yourself? A sweary journal! This is an updated and lined Notebook...to seize the F*cking Day! Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life—you! Based on the bestselling Carpe F*cking Diem Planner, this is the perfect undated journal to replace your tired old notebook and up your stationery game. With journal pages, space for list-making, and laugh-out-loud swears, this is the journal that encourages you to embrace the c’est la f*cking vie attitude and focus on your happiness. Hilarious and with a self-care attitude that tells you to take a damn nap and eat that f*cking ice cream, this is the perfect gift for the sweary person in your life and the ideal journal to carry with you all damn day.

hey hey hey.

we're lauren & mike. we own this little piece of the internet where we sell women's clothing and accessories and where we help foster an amazing community of gals (+ a few hubbies). 

so what's our story? we met 12+ years ago, when mike was a complete jerk to me at my summer internship. what started off as a contentious relationship soon turned into love. we've married for nearly a decade and we're parents to four little men, Oliver, Oscar, Olsen and sweet baby, Otis. 

in our spare time we love to travel, play golf and watch movies.

we started this business so that we could take our oldest two boys to Disney. since then, mike has been able to quit his job to run our business full time.  it allows him complete flexibility to take care of our family, while helping all of our customers find exactly what they need to feel beautiful.

we're beyond grateful for the opportunities that this business has afforded us, but more importantly, we're thankful for the tiny little platform it has given us.  since the inception of Shop Lauren and Mike we have been able to raise thousands of dollars for organizations and customers that are near and dear to our heart.  

we've also created an amazing little community (vip.shoplaurenandmike.com) over on the Facebook, that allows us to connect with so many of our customers each and every day. when we started Shop Lauren and Mike never in our wildest dreams did we think that we would have such wonderful customers that became such great friends. 

we feel beyond blessed that you're here and are so grateful for the opportunity to get to know you.

please if you ever need anything, do not hesitate to reach out to lauren@shoplaurenandmike.com or mike@shoplaurenandmike.com. 

xoxo

Refund policy

We are happy to issue a full refund to the method of payment used to purchase (no exchanges or store credit)  if contacted within 7 days of receipt of item and if the item still retains its original tags (if applicable) and packaging. The return shipping cost is the responsibility of the customer.

If you need to initiate a return with us, please email us at mike@shoplaurenandmike.com and we will reply to you with our super easy Return Authorization Form. We will not be able to process returns that do not include our Return Authroization Form.

Returns may take up to one week from the day we receive the item back to process.

Mystery items, items purchased using a coupon code, capsule collections and sale items that end in .99 are all FINAL SALE. Other items listed as FINAL SALE are also not returnable. 

 

Shipping policy

Shipping is $5 for one item & $8 for two or more.  We work hard to get your packages shipped out next day, but sometimes life happens (hello four (4) boys!), so we ask that you give us 2-3 business days to get your items shipped. 

Depending on the size, weight & destination of the package, the order will ship either USPS First Class, USPS Priority, or FedEx Home Delivery. You will receive tracking information as soon as it ships!

Any questions about shipping, please contact mike@shoplaurenandmike.com.